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Ceballos slips

Dani Ceballos, what is he good for? Top knots and revealing too much in interviews. “We are going to start a week late with respect to what is being talked about in Spain, which is June 12, and we are going to start the league on the…

Lemar swap on the table

OH MY GOD TROY DEENEY DOESN’T WANT TO PLAY FOOTBALL DURING THE PANDEMIC THE SHAME. I cannot believe this has drawn so much criticism. I hate the man’s football, but I can’t knock his rationale for not wanting to put his…

French 24 year old linked

Arsenal responded to the reports of Lacazette punching his career in the face. “This is a private matter which we are taking seriously. It will be handled internally.” Oof… like being told you’ll be dealt with when…

Balloon selfie mishap

Oh Alex, Alex, Alex, what have you done? … balloons. I get it. Now, I don’t really think this sort of activity is that big of a deal. I’d rather this than lines of coke in China White’s disabled toilet. The thing…

Normality, is that you?

Dortmund and Schalke played out the first game of football in 56 years. The Westfalenstadion stadium looked sad and empty, but the fact Germany managed to get players onto the pitch without hitch was all that mattered. The game felt…

Dortmund it is.

The UK went from SHELTER ME MUMMY to COUGH AT MY FACE ON THE TUBE in next to no time. Normality is going to be a bit slower here, but the weather is nice and I’m about ready to embrace sharing a Calipo with a stranger. Football is…

Pablo Mari recommending talent?

What’s up my darlings? You good? I hope you are. Fat? I hope you are. The Premier League looks to be edging closer to a restart. The Government said LIVE sport could resume behind closed doors from June 1st. Finally a decision. Clubs…

Logo change on new kit?

Well, things are very slow, aren’t they? The Premier League does not seem to have a united voice on restarting the season. Players are worried about health and the bottom 6 clubs are being very vocal about their opposition to neutral…

New kit!

Ahhh, good news for the Brits. You can have your freedom back! TRANSLATED: Can sit in a beer garden The Premier League is so close you can smell the horse manure and the fried onions in the air (or is that just how my joggers are smelling…